So this joke is really bad and will not make you laugh but this is all I can think of. Once three brothers were on an airplane. They all wanted to leave their mark on the world so they dropped three things. One only had a penny, one had a apple, and the other had a bomb. As they landed, they were walking around and they saw a little boy crying. They asked him why he was crying. He said a penny dropped on his head. then they went on walking and they saw a little girl crying. They asked her why and she said that a apple dropped on her head. Then they continued walking and saw a girl laughing in what looked like a blown up house. They asked her why she was laughing and she said while they were eating dinner her father had farted and then the house blew up.