Monday, July 25, 2016

The craziest thing I have ever done at a party is well, it was a long story. First I was in Kindergarten and it was Easter Sunday. My cousins had just bought a new puppy. My aunt and uncle have a huge backyard and they hooked up the puppy to a pole. He had a expandable leash on and he would run and twenty foot of leash would like wrap around in a big circle idk how i can make it clearer then that. Then My sister who was like three at a time took a big branch from a tree and began chasing the dog. Of course it being scared of the hurdling stick and dashing towards me. I was like not paying attention and looking around being dumb and the dog stood right before me. I went to pet him and my sister threw the stick. He dashed off and the leash wrapped around my ankles. I fell pretty hard but what broke my fall was my arm. It hurt really bad but I didn't cry. I went inside and told my aunt WHO IS A NURSE that i fell and hurt my arm. She shrugged and told me that it was fine. Then later that night it hurt so bad I couldn't move it. Then it began to swell. I freaked out and it was like two in the morning and ran to my mom's room. She then took me to the emergency room. What was really funny was during that time there was a lot of abuse cases and my mom was in pj's and i was too so she looked like she hit me. Three or so nurses had to come interview me to make sure she didn't hit me, but of course I told the whole story. My mother is a lawyer so she would never do something like that but it was really funny. Then the doctor finally came in and my mom had told me to just say i tripped over a dog leash to shorten the stay. Then he came in and he knew my mom. After that he asked me what happened and I said my mom told me to say I tripped over a leash. Of course ten it looked like she had hurt me and told me to say that or something like that. He had to call the police and have them interview me and make sure she didn't hit me or made me brake my arm. The police only let me talk. I told them the whole story, even before I actually fell. Of course they then found out my mom was clean, but the whole time she was talking to one of the cops that she recently worked a case with. After that the doctor finally agreed to see me. He said I needed three x ray's and some sort of massage and treatment to help my arm not swell so badly before they looked at my arm. By then we had been there for so long my mom fell asleep. Me being me I was having a blast. They gave me a stuffed monkey so I could *try and sleep since I can only sleep with a stuffed animal. I don't remember the part where they did something to my arm to reduce the swelling, because I was knocked out in pain from the intern messing it up. By the time I woke up it was early morning and i was well rested for my x ray's. The nurse who escorted me and did my x ray's was very nice. I had cracked my arm all through my elbow to my upper arm, so she had to get a full view of the crack. It was basically my whole arm so that was really hard. She had to twist my arm all the way around practically to get the shot. It really hurt but the whole time my Nurse said "You are way tougher then all the boys I have given a   x-ray. They were shrimp." That was like the only highlight. Three hours later I left with a cast and a good story.

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